1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

My Way

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by stephenhawkingsfootballboots, Sep 22, 2012.

  1. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    877
    Likes Received:
    33
    And now the end is near
    And so we're facing relegation
    Paul Jewell
    I'll say it clear
    Pack up and head
    To Ipswich station

    We've had enough of this fool
    I'd say if I
    Could just have my way
    5 points
    More than the Posh?!
    Show him the highway

    Regrets I've had a few
    But most of those
    About Magilton
    I paid right through the nose
    And sat and watched without redemption

    I rued the rubbish scores
    Each careless pass to the away team
    So Paul
    Oh Porno Paul
    Just go away please

    Yes there were times I'm sure you saw
    When it looked like
    We might possibly score
    But it never came good, like it was planned
    As the ball careered off
    To the back of the stand
    I screwed my face, at this disgrace
    And became a cry-baby

    I've loved, I've laughed and cried
    I've had much more than my share of losing
    And now as tears subside I fail to find it so amusing

    To think
    He's such a twat
    And may I say not in a shy way
    Oh no, no more of this
    Paul, hit the highway

    For what is a club
    What has it got?
    If not a gaffer who should be shot
    For saying things week in week out
    About how we could have kept goals out
    The results show
    It's time to go

    Yes it's bye-bye mate
     
    #1
  2. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    Class, the one thing to brighten my day so far <laugh>
     
    #2
  3. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    12,611
    Likes Received:
    3,197
    I've got to say stephen, rivalry aside for a minute, that is fecking quality, had me in stitches mate <laugh><laugh><laugh> LOL
     
    #3
  4. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    45,962
    Likes Received:
    8,518
    If only you could think of a tune for it!

    Absolute quality sir!

    <applause>
     
    #4
  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    22,716
    Likes Received:
    9,653
  6. wellyblue

    wellyblue Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 14, 2011
    Messages:
    4,761
    Likes Received:
    1,107
    <laugh>

    Quality!

    <applause><applause>
     
    #6
  7. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    877
    Likes Received:
    33
    *blush*

    Glad you like it. I feel an album coming on.

    Next up: Hit The Road Clegg (and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)
     
    #7
  8. stilljaroldcanary

    stilljaroldcanary Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2012
    Messages:
    2,194
    Likes Received:
    120
    Nobody's Fault but Mine by Led Zep could make an appearance
    Title of Album Tears of a clown ?
     
    #8
  9. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Messages:
    877
    Likes Received:
    33
    Ah, Tears of a Clown!

    I think that one may have been done for Magilton. Very good version by The Beat, if you like your 2Tone...
     
    #9
  10. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    20,971
    Likes Received:
    5,027

    Repped. That is brilliant
     
    #10

  11. Wright

    Wright Member

    Joined:
    May 29, 2011
    Messages:
    462
    Likes Received:
    9
    Brilliant!
     
    #11

Share This Page