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My mate Gerry

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  1. menniet4

    menniet4 Member

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    Seen an Automatic Corsa for sale in the Glasgow area

    He phoned up Last Thursday to ask if it was still available, and the seller said it was and Gerry got his mate to drive up to said house to see Corsa,

    Only for a Guy that looked a Stranger to soap and a razer to answer the door, This guy had Ginger hair and pish stained trousers on and a 81-82 Rangers top on, Gerry said "are you the guy that is selling the Corsa" then the seller of corsa grunted and said "aye mate thats me" and put his hand out to shake his hand. " But its too cold to **** about with the jump leads tonight" Gerry was a bit annoyed by this and tried to tell the seller he will do it all the seller just had to watch him,

    That made the seller annoyed and he "said look mate its too cold and my friend's on not606 need me"

    Well Gerry was ready to walk away when he heard the seller call him a "****" and as he turned round he just managed to push the door open again and Grabbed the seller by the scruff of the neck and through him into a wall in his garden, and knocked the wall down

    All Gerry heard as he got in to his mates car was a wee wife "shouting ****ing hell Rocket my feature wall"
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

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