Musical Cliches

Post them here.

I'll start -

Using Wonderful Tonight or Bach's Suite No 3 as wedding music.

Using Born to be Wild or Bat Out of Hell in a driving mix.

 

Don't you have your boyfriends arse to felch, Sam?

 

No, I'm at work as some of us have jobs. That's for later.

 

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Playing Sylvester on your birthday Sam?

 

Playing Highway to Hell or My Way at a funeral

 

C.U.N.T.S on the X-Factor auditions singing Wind Beneath My Wings. Die in agony the lot of them.

 

playing cannibal corpse at your granny's birthday

 

Is that a song or a weird sex game?

 

Americans playing star spangled banner ......... anytime

 

I would like a "drive like a ****" cd but never got round to making it. Theme from the Professionals would be on it along with Starskey and Hutch. Maybe Sweeney, Streets of San Fransisco, Kojak, A Team, Miami Vice? Need some suggestions.

 

Here's a suggestion for you.

Why don't you **** off?

 

I will always love you, on the way home from the divorce courts.

 

I knew someone would put something along those lines. Furthermore, I knew it would be you. You need to reinvent yourself.

 

Do I? What, coz you say so?

Doofus.

 

No. I saw you are on here tonight and you are predictable. You need an element of surprise.

 

Are you stalking me?

I've plenty of surprises, ****o. Plenty, mucho gracias.

 

Stalking you? There's only a handful of people posting on here tonight.

I'd be surprised if you ever posted a sensible post.

 

You've an unhealthy interest in me. It's blatantly obvious.

Please refrain

 

**** off slapper.