With Conte revealing to the World that Mourhino has dementia, I thought we'd best have a thread dedicated to his mental state of mind. Mental illness is never a good thing, and I am not going to mock Mourhino at this difficult time. So, let's use this thread to keep a careful eye on him, and to assess whether or not Conte is correct in his medical assessment of him. I will kick things off, lads...
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho believes Old Trafford's ball boys are too slow and feels they are affecting his side's home form. (Sun) What a fcuking window-licker! He'll be shouting at his knob, next!
"Jose found eating toothpaste out the tube in the photobooth inside Boots at The Trafford Shopping Centre"
He's got some way to go to reach Pep levels of stupid basterdness Pep blamed the roundness of the ball a while back
We've been linked with removing Harry Kane from Tottenham Hotspur should we desire, it was an inevitable rumour. A transfer only behemoths of clubs like United could even contemplate. Levy will simply do as he is told as per every other big player who is taken from his little rat claws.
That went well when you signed Eric Dier from us last Summer. Funniest time Levy bent over for United was when you bid 28 mill for Berbatov and we offered him to City for 26 and you came back with a bid of 32 mill please log in to view this image