Clearly the three we have acquired from Leeds are not enough for us to avoid a 5-0 caning at Fulham. Do you have a right-back and defensive midfielder we could poach? I am sure we could pay Uncle Ken in cash if it would help seal the deal. Cracking result for your lot on Saturday - keep up the good work and we'll see you next season (assuming that we manage to stay up!)
We've got a lad called Paul Connelly who has been described as "the new Cafu". We'l let you have him for £5m. In terms of a midfielder we've a young tyke by the name of Michael Brown who has been attracting the interests of Barcelona. We'll sell you the pair for £20m. Please send cash to Uncle Ken, Dodgy Towers, Monaco.
Atmosphere at Norwich is not particularly good at the moment, lots of unrest over salaries for Holt and others and players coming in from Leeds. I have massive respect for Hughton and I hope he gets things sorted, but it may mean a few new players leaving the club before order is resumed.
