Off Topic Monster Munch Flavours

I lived in portugal for a summer, there was this hot-dog vendor that had a ecclectic mix of toppings, none of which looked like they'd go with any of the others. Turns out they did, especially chipsticks, sweetcorn and chilli & garlic sauce, they were the dogs bollocks.

 

Stop being a slavering fanny and get some into you ffs..

Why is it all hammer fans want to be Ray ****ing Winston? Believe me they taste better than your average bag of S&V, ya ****ing turd ha!

 

Paprika Lays when you're on holiday... best crisps imo.

S&V Discos would win every time if they had more than 2 crisps in each bag.

 

I've had them, They're okay, i've had better, but it's their poncey packaging and poncey words which put me off them, I ****ing hate that **** mainly because I've worked in marketing for a fair few number of years and know iit's all bullshit.
For example: ALL SALT IS SEA SALT, but putting that 3 letter word in increases it's sale value because people are stupid and think it means it tastes better or is healthier, it isn't. Same with their 'cracked peppercorn' in other words the pepper was prepared at a far cheeper cost as it hasn't been ground properly, but the price goes up because 'cracked peppercorn' sounds better than 'poorly ground pepper'

 

Was winding you up mate, in my past I was a pro photographer and used to do a lot of packaging shots and I agree, they are a tarty packet.. A bit like the Lever bros with that tarty pink Surf box.. Seen it all mate and the rest..

 

Apart from rock salt

 

And Table Salt.

 

halite is formed by drying oceans, in other words:
ROCK SALT IS ALSO SEA SALT.

 

What about snow salt? Don’t put that stuff on your food man.

 

Does dishwasher salt come from the sea?

 

Dishwasher salt and blue waffle vinegar Seabrook's nom nom nom.

 

This may be contentious but I don’t think monster munch would make my top 5 crisps.

I tend to not like meat flavour crisps either. Though out of all the meat flavours beef monster munch are ok. Flaming hot monster munch are the work of the devil and have no redeeming features.

In other meat flavour crisps roystons t bone steak flavour we’re decent. That said the ultimate meat flavour crisps are brannigans ham an mustard. They also did lamb and mint sauce flavour.

Though what about bacon fries. They’re more addictive than crack.

 

Is it sodium chloride? if so, then yes, if no, then it isn;t salt.
Dishwasher tabs are probably the most toxic **** in the kitchen, kids have died just from licking them,
bon appetit

 

The best crisps are defo no longer made. Walker did extra crunchy toasted cheese flavour. They were amazing. When I was a kid and a stoner we’d drive the other side of the city to a petrol station we knew sold them.

Nik Naks nice and spicy. Defo better than monster munch.

 

Cheese and onion crinkle Mini Cheddars.

 

Biscuits

 

Worcester?!?

That's a ****ing village.

 

Brannigans roast ham and pickle is damn good too.

 

Love the branston pickle mini cheddars. I devour bags of that stuff.

 

The other side of the river is basically wales.