Mine is that there were quite a few going on and I never really got round to it. Growing a tache is also far from a challenge!
I'm a little bit disturbed that I'm finding this no booze malarkey a piece of piss. I want to want a drink but at the moment I don't, something strange has happened to me. Tomorrow is Friday and I won't be bothering but if she insists she wants a glass of red Saturday night I'll be joining her as i've only got good stuff in and I'm ****ed if one is being opened and allowed to just fester, open, in the bottle. No way, when that get's opened it gets quaffed. I've got no commitment to anyone as no one sponsored me, only myself. I reckon Movember will soon become like Poppy year and any man seen without a tache in Novemnber will have scorn and hatred poured on him for not doing what is right as deemed by the British public. I always wear a poppy but the ****ers do tend to fall off, or get left on a certain coat which just can't be worn 24/7. Nowadays if you're not seen with a permapoppy attached to your chest from mid September the charity police are out there frowning their ****ing faces off.
I feel utter s hit.. Was meant to stay in Saturday off the sauce, made a nice dinner of pork chop and dauphinoise with kale.. Then got a call from my best mate who was in a state having drank all day.. So I got changed walked to the pub.. He was falling over hammered.. I took him back to his opened a bottle of red, he passed out.. I drank his wine.. Then walked into the local. Few more reds and three pints then ended up at the left overs of a wake at a house with a giant shed which was heated and ha a bar passed out on the bar not knowing anyone there then promptly knocked over a load of drinks and walked / staggered home at god knows what time then woke up yesterday feeling terrible and I still feel terrible.
just sorting out golf now. Playing Ombersley. The banks house do a deal for tuesday golf for £10 all day.. if you fancy it?
