You only wanted tips on fixing a mobile, you got debauched info about 'suds sex'. Unreal developments!
It seems we were discussing dipping your warrior in soap-powder. I have no idea how we arrived at this like.
What is it all about though? I hate those ****ing smart fones, I gave my daughter a M something or other. Oh aye, an HTI. Full of **** that was.
All I got is a ****ie orange fone. £15 A MONTH, 500 any network minutes & see maynt textx. Summat like that anyhoo.
You basically get arse raped over here mate, think what you paid in England 10 years back, then add 10%, ha
Aye, a Spanish speaking mate sorted it, actually ended up costing only 130 euro, which is fair! Spain is cheap, southern Spain certainly isn't mate.
Tell me. Last time we was in Torremolenos we went along the coast to Marbella & it was ****ing extortionate man. That was 1998 or summat like that!
Still about right mate, Torre, Benalmadena, Fuengirola, all cheap as ****, soon as you hit 29604 Marbella post code, arse raped. Just have to grin and bear it like.
Aye there's plenty celebs about, you don't notice them after a while. Davina Murphy owns the place I get me hair done, she was in the other day, I didn't think 'ooh it's Davina Murphy', I thought 'nice tits'. I think 'nice tits' a lot, actually.
I don't see many locals that do owt for me Billy, there's some, but mainly it's the English and the Russians/Balkan lasses.
