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Missing Yachtsmen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cruyff's Turn, May 20, 2014.

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  1. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Going to sea in a forty foot yacht and now sleeping with the fishes.Should they be considered for the 2014 Darwin award?
     
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    Cruyff's Turn, May 20, 2014
  2. Tina.

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    Aren't the Yanks starting a new search for them?
     
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    Tina., May 20, 2014
  3. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but it's too late.The sea is the temperature of an unpretentious little Chardonnay.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Maybe they've done a 'Canoe Man' and are living high on the hog in Panama.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 20, 2014
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I always had you down as a Hai Karate man Gus...
     
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  6. Tina.

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    mmmmm Chardonnay.
     
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    Tina., May 20, 2014

  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm missing the connection between cheap aftershave and an elaborate life assurance scam. <wah>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, May 20, 2014
  8. Cruyff's Turn

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    Dave lending his support.If it had been some poor Spaz with a spare bedroom he would have said Gertcha.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  11. Cruyff's Turn

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    Should that not be Insurance Gus? I thought Assurance was where you got **** all.How is the fried chicken business?
     
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  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Ah ha.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Damn my attempt at esoteric humour. <whistle>
     
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  14. Cruyff's Turn

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    Alan Partridge?
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  16. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    I note the name on the bottle.Wasn't that the little Oirish burd who turned to The Lord?
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    No. Insurance is for something that might happen and therefore might never need to be paid out. Since everyone snuffs it eventually, a Life Assurance policy will always be paid out on at the end of the day. The Canoe guy faked his death so that he could cash in this policy while he was still alive.
     
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  18. Cruyff's Turn

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    Yeah,I stand corrected.This is turning into a good pisstake.Only four dead too. BBC now turning it into great entertainment.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

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    To be strictly accurate, it would have been his wife who cashed it in. It would've been a bit of a give away if he'd tried to do it himself. <ok>
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    <laugh>
     
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