Manchester police are currently enquiring about the whereabouts of Wayne Rooney between 1.30 p.m. and 3.00 pm today.He was supposed to be playing for Manchester United today,but wasn't seen for the duration of the game.Manchester police are calling the disappearance suspicious.Can anyone tell us of his whereabouts.All information will be kept in the strictest confidence.
Well he wasn't on the pitch,if he was,He did **** all.Only a complete and utter moron would pay that fat lump of monkey spunk ã250,000 a week.
Nani was rushed to hospital today His leg's fine but he got a little nick while shaving. His family are at his beside and Utd's thoughts and prayers are with him.
Nani is also reported to have broken a nail and has a paper cut.He is also suffering fron nappy rash,he has a scaldy arse.He will be unavailable for the next 3 weeks.
Heh heh. Comment in the Mirror today: Nani are you OK? Nani are you OK? Are you OK, Nani? Nani are you OK? Nani are you OK? Are you OK, Nani? You've been hit by, you've been struck by Jamie Carragher Chortle.
Nani will be out for a while because he has a boo boo on his knee.Fergie has to kiss it better before he plays again,He complained about the savlon being too stingey and had to get a lollypop from the doctor because he was a good little boy.
Not the first time Carragher's struck someone. Last time he did he heard the following: "You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence."
Thats what Mickey Thomas heard,when police found his typewriter when he was printing all those dud notes. George Best heard it too when he was caught drink driving,and committing assault and jumping bail.And that was the first time he was arrested and spent time in prison.He was jailed again 10 years later in 1984.
Actually sorry to be pedantic but George Best and Mickey Thomas didn't hear this caution as it was only introduced in 1995! But if it makes you feel any better Steven Gerrard, Steve McMahon and indeed new boy Andy Carroll have heard it!
Steven Gerrard,Andy Carroll and Steve McMahon haven't been to prison like the earlier mentioned. Thank **** I don't support a club whose greatest ever player was a liverwasting,wifebeating,drunk. Man United fans do,and some idiot named an airport after the ''Belfast joke''
I know what you say is false but driven by a deep, bitter resentment at the world, borne of an unhappy childhood being force-fed a diet of Mick Hucknall and Consternation Street. You know what I say is something your shrink says you should stop denying because it's unhealthy.
Belfast joke . Greatest British player ever sir. By the way Carroll WILL be going to prison within the next few years. Better not bend over for the soap big lad.
