Midweek...

We have reached the halfway point in the week, anybody know if any deals are close to completion before the P'Boro game on Saturday? Are talks being held, bids being lodged? Are we ushering players out, finding them new clubs? Has James Harper really been spotted at Arbroath's ground? Is Jamie Devitt really going back to Bradford? Will my trial at Coalville come to fruition? Anything can happen in the next 72 hours....

 

East Fife have hi-jacked James Harpers move today. They have offered a club kilt and a bottle of whiskey as part of his deal ?

 

Apparently he's playing hardball on personal terms - He wants the sporren throwing in as well.

 

Greedy git. Next he will want bag pipe lessons.

 

Apparently he wants to swap the salt-and-oatmeal porridge for a pair of Arbroath 'Smokies'.

 

Bloody footballers these days live in another world to the rest of us when it comes to wages.

 

Trial at Coalville? Sod that mate, go to Hinckley United, coalvilles and utter ****hole full of inbreds! Sadly I have to give my mrs lifts to and from work there daily horrible town.

 

I know what you mean. I think they filmed Sean of The Dead there.

 

It's only a maybe, I don't think I'm quite good enough to play in the Conference N/S, even if it is for Hinckley. To be fair, it's just for fitness, training etc. Maybe a few reserve games. I live in the city centre of Leicester anyway, so it's only a few minutes drive

 

Try Kirby Muxloe, a mate of mine plays there and says its a good set up and get plenty of game time, he tried getting me to join which I'd love to but I just don't have the time spare. Much closer to you as well and a nice little village. Besides you won't have a car for long if you leave It in Coalville