Methadrone

A company in Lanarkshire called BJ Services...











Not one hooker on their books!

 

I've done work for them in Aberdeen. But it was the side called BJ Completions. The receptionist is a ****ing honey too. Tempted to ask her if she can complete a BJ

 

Uncovered BJ to completion - £40




I've seen that advert in a phonebox in London!

 

honey? right ye are JLS

 

I was just looking back at my mobile and looked at the messages I sent one of my other mates on sunday morning after the Swingers.

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My pal emailed me back

I text back

I can even remember sending them

 

Drug texts are the best!

 

That was seriously ****ed up I tell ya. I haven't had ching that good in over ten years

That was my swan song me thinks. I don;t thnk I can ever go back on the drugs!!!

 

sounded like a class weekend

 

I'm going to kick the arse out of it this summer then jack it in. Still got that Stag and TitP to come. Then that'll be me, they're really cracking down offshore on drugs after a few lax years.

 

Nev it was a ****ing scream. 22 guys away down to blackpool friday night, aintree all day saturday then getting ****ed up with the mad swingers
One of the mad humdingers owned a few hotels and clubs we went to so we never paid a penny for anything. I'd keep going down there on the promise of ****ing the guys wife just for a freebie time and time again

The guy turned round as calm as you like and just said "so you going to **** my wife?" ****ing class!!!

 

Aye well it's for the best. at least with drink you don;t stay up a couple of days more than you should. Plus the fact noone finds you trying to bite of one off your own ears

 

was the wife nice lookin bollo?

 

No bad Nev. A bit curvy (no too big) but a dirty looking bitch
They run a hotel nigh for humdingers every month. They've said the next time we're down they'll get us sorted out with a few good looking cows