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Mesut Ozil - Dirty Bastard

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 9, 2013.

  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    he's better than Bale
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    at shagging?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  5. ScotlandFanMuir

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    When you look like this, all you need is a bit cash for a ride off a Spanish supermodel.

    Who'da thought it.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    One of my mates pulled a bird that looked like Ozil <laugh> Said she was stinking of bo, but still got it pumped.
     
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    He's Kurdish.

    My barber tells me every ****ing 6 weeks (or so)
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What does he see in her?

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    Sounds horrific, but we've all shagged at least one burd that you cani look like the face while pumpin' her.

    There's one in particular I remember, was ****ing horrible. But she finished by sooking my bellend dry and that's all that matters <ok>

    <scarred>
     
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    There was a picture on facebook of Ozil and this burd, and I honestly think I would prefer to shag Ozil <laugh> She looked like she had fallen asleep with her face on the radiator.
     
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    She looked like Venom?
     
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    Not that bad <ok>
     
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    If it were a school radiator, she would have been left with a big green Crayola stain on her boat.
     
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    If I were a school radiator, she would have been left with a pipe in every orifice. Flow and return <cool>
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Say what you like about Bale.

    But I think he could be The Missing Link in their set up.
     
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    Not to mention a regular bleeding, eh?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only if she gave me any back chat :grin:

    ...oh, you meant her period.
     
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  19. Cruyff's Turn

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    Ozil has octupus eyes.Wonder if he is related to Paul who predicted the Worl Cup results.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    RIP Paul.

    He was great.
     
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