any update on when allan mcgregors burd , leahm shelvin , is due in court for wasting police time....not seen anything in the news and it should be hilarious.
she musta just went mental cos he was at seventh heaven. Hopefully al end up there on saturday cos ma mates comin home for a party. <dryridemeyaslut>
You ever had an angry lap dance? I was in Bugsys in Aberdeen a couple of years back and was getting a dance off this Turkish lassie who was ****ing stunning when my mate leans over the partition and rubs my hair in a jokey way. The dancer freaked out because of it and then gave me daggers for the rest of my dance. Thank **** I wasn't paying for it. Never paid for a lap dance in my life, it's a bit like having a **** in a public toilet then getting told by the wee attendant that it'll cost you a tenner.
In Oz some of the burds let u suck ther tits. pretty good. <stawnermuir> they hav legal brothels aswell. went twice in cairns. once by myself <steaminootmafacemuir>
You should get yourself to Krystals in Aberdeen, they're mostly Eastern European. I slipped a finger in one of them while she was giving me the dance and she just smiled at me and kept grinding away. My mate managed to get one home for a ride. Said she was a right dirty wee hoor.
the ones in glasgow are quite ****e to be honest. the burds are quality but thers too many rules, cameras and big heavyset bouncers. still good for a swatch tho
My mate knows the guy who own that place. His other mate this shady character I know only as "The Croc" used to sell charleston out of there so I used to go in there quite a lot. Then my mates fiancee is stripper in Bugsys so I've met quite a few from there too. I heard a magic story off my mate who owns the escort agency. Her best customer phoned her up and asked for her to send round a girl to "breastfeed him" and "change his nappy"....the guy is in his 50's and works offshore. Apparently he's into all sorts of ****ed-up stuff.
I had it handy. It's my avatar on FaceBook. I've also got "Ted Bundy" "Lurking" and "Balaclava" as activities on FaceBook. Although some scary South American with loads of links to serial killer pages added me as a friend. He has a face that should go with a nickname like "the Columbian Cannibal" or "The Beast of Bolivia"
we were singin thers only one peter tobin on the flight to Ibiza there. it flew from manchester. dirty looks united
