Transfer Rumours Maxime Poundje

https://www.themag.co.uk/2019/01/ne...ter-first-reported-interest-newcastle-united/


It has a whiff of Keith Bishop about it but I’ve never heard of the bloke so could have legs. His second name sounds like some kind of STD.

 

Is he the cheap alternative to someone more expensive?

 

No this one is the expensive option soon to be replaced by a cheap substitute.

 

I'm 100% certain that Maxime Poundije was written on the sticker when I got charged excess baggage fees at Amsterdam airport.

 

In fact it’s a bit of a porn star name.

 

Let's hope he does have legs, always a plus point for a footballer.

hmmm, so we can't score for ****, so the solution is clearly a **** left back who can't get into the Bordeaux first team.

 

All I can think of is my missus, a few drinks and me giving her maximum poundage.

 

Funny that as I thought of your missus too fella. Although she’s lots a few pounds of late.

 

He’s average at best and makes me think no takeover is imminent. If we are being linked to bang average players who are no better than what we have then it’s a BIG indication that no takeover is happening.

 

Agree

 

Think his name translates as 'maximum one pound' in another language.
If he's a left back I couldn't give a **** how underwhelming he is, let's get him in. At this rate I'd take Haidara back so I don't have to see Kennedy or Manquillo playing there.

 

Takeover. Look only three people ever believed that. One was Lord Jonjo, and the other two were his fake accounts to give his enthusiasm some credibility.

 

Penceje?

 

Nothing's more than a pound ???