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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jun 3, 2014.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I know mate, if there is one thing I hate, its ****s with double standards <grr>
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    easy to say...
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Not if you're mute.
     
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    Huns fighting over 30 quid <rofl>
     
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  5. monacoger

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    Haha **** you! Anyway, it was me, ER and hash in the shop, I was the only hun there and some ****s in here would dispute that I even am one!
     
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  6. Patience

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    <laugh>

    Well either way it's good to meet you mate, haven't heard much about you TBH but welcome all the same.
     
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    Look at Jiffy sookin off his fellow taig. <doh>

    Textbook Timmy
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. monacoger

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    ****ing ****ers!!<laugh>
     
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    He cannae see it cos he was using his fingers tae count.
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  12. Jake Dakota

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    To make it easier for you simpletons, 3x9=27 plus 3 (the change to the ******s) is 30, the original 30 that was handed over.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. All the sheep in Scotland are black!" "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears to be black from here some of the time.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yeah, am no gonny read that. Punctuate it properly and I'll consider giving it a look.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  19. Cruyff's Turn

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    I agree with colour but not religion.You have a choice with that,whether to be a gormless **** who believes in fairy stories or not.And I don't know how many Islamics you have had business dealings with but every single one I have encountered has been a nightmare.Economical with the truth,that's an understatement.
     
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  20. monacoger

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    I was kidding, putting people down because of their colour and/or religion is the best way to do it. So simple and great fun. Almost like anti-racism as everybody can do it, even blacks and kafflicks.
     
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