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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Dec 6, 2017.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Any of youse watch this?

    Can any of you cook to a high standard? I mean decent restaurant quality scoff. I'm guessing ST can for some reason.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I can cook like ****
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What's your signature dish then?
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Matt will win btw. He's a stick on.
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Meh. I can knock up a decent curry. And a decent loaf of bread when I'm in the mood. The wife does most of the cooking (don't tell Aldo - he'll only get jealous).
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Stovies
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Disappointing response so far. I'm an excellent cook, not to their standard but I can cook just about anything.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Like wot?
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Anything. Duck, Roast Lamb, Sweet and sour chicken, Mince. I make excellent sauces and superb Chile Con Carne, Mousaka and a few decent puddings and veggie dishes (lentil mousaka is lovely).
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    **** sake. They’re aw easy
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    I can't get the pastry to cook at the bottom when I do pies,have the porcelain balls, greaseproof paper,tried it all,now just put the pastry on the top! Do mean steak and kidney and chicken and mushroom pies.
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> “I can cook anything, me”
     
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  14. Tina.

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    Am shîte at cooking.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Dev spent his career in the Royal tatty peeler regiment of course he can cook and spot an SAS man from his whisk work.:cheesy:
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Paruence(who is actually white) used to be a chef on the super yachts for about 10 years, so she wins. Close the thread.







    Yams, fried chicken and watermelon iirc
     
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  17. Tina.

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    You can’t even spell your wife’s name you fenian cûnt!!
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye so you said about a million times ago.
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *billion
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    About 5 times
     
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