So, there I was marking some Chemistry exams from last night’s class and I found the most pitiful excuse for an exam paper! Written in red and blue crayons and covered in snot! I marked it (through the scribbles, the snot and tears!) and it got a measly 9% I e-mailed the Student who phoned me crying that he didn't want kicked off the course! He advised that he would do anything or as he put it "Ah wid pure suck yer cock" However, I pointed out that I am a woman and I have no penis but my lab assistant hadn't had sex in a long while. So as a birthday treat I advised this student to suck of Igor! Well, an hour later this alcoholic bum stumbles through my door (he was seriously unkempt) and announced that he was "Magic"!!!!! I pointed him to the lab room where he came back 10 minutes later covered in Igor's spunk! As I felt sorry for this retched fellow, I gave him a pass - well, Igor has plans for this jakey!
Well said dougie Who the **** has the time, and can be bothered, making these ****ing accounts No doubt this is Donald Trump as well?
