Is officially the male Valentine's Day. Steak & Blowjob Day (as it's known) has been going for a few years now but I keep forgetting to notify the missus. As such, there'll be no steak for me (medium rare if there was) but I'm gonna have to be absolutely insistent on the BJ bit please log in to view this image
Would she let you away with it if you were on nightshift on Valentine's Day? Would she ****. Get her telt - when she gets home tomorrow morning, you expect to be woken up by some slevvery gums gorging on your member and a medium rare Kobe badboy to be on a plate for breakfast.
Oh aye, I remember this from last year. It was actually the wee burd I was seeing at the time who told me about it, she was utter filth so was only too happy to go along with it. She told me instead of steak I could do her up the dunger, classy burd
This has to be an American thing. Only they would think something as bland as steak is the meal to complement a BJ.
Naw, I had to let her go cos she ended up being a bit mental. Shame cos she had so much potential, she knew how to handle a boaby thats for sure but she went the way of so many burds and just turned a bit crazy
I've also tried the email route. It seems I'm getting pasta and peace to play the xbox instead Joke's on her, though, I'll just soak my mit in my own saliva and give myself a gammy
Her shift is 7pm til 7.30am. I leave for work in the morning about half 6 and get in about half 6 at night. I won't see her til Friday Got home last night to a home made shepherds pie. Who knows what it will be tonight.....
It was a double negative. She said 'no don't think so' I said 'which one' She said 'both' Looks like I'll be visiting the masterbation station tonight.
I got a naw on the steak and an aye on the BJ. But then again the sexy time is what I go to hers on a Wednesday for anyways. So, more a coincidence than an actual result.
