More to do! I love it how southerners have this assumption that everyone up north is out the back lane playing toss h'appenny. While wearing a flat cap. Prick.
No you couldn't I mean 'rural' in a backwards/peasanty kind of way, people from outside the city/civilisation. Probably not the best way to describe you lot, there are a few hundred thousand of you inbred chavs. Just because I have a neck doesn't make me a 'scrawny little ponce'
Bottle of Light Ale and a smoked salmon bagel, if you don't mind. We're sophisticated down here you know. You enjoy your pint of canal water and your gizzard and potatoe pie.
You're right. The fact you don't have an ounce of muscle on you, along with you being a French-raised, vegetarian, tree-hugging, southern, nerdy wimp makes you a scrawny little ponce. I'm not saying all skinny people are ponces. Or all those raised in France. Or all vegetarians. Or all tree-huggers. Or all southerners. Or all computer geeks. But all of those factors put together = scrawny little ponce
Your pathetic stereotyping shows you up as the inbred northern ****wit you are I'm a mix between a tramp/hippy and I weigh around 13st. Scrawny? You have no neck and your fat wife ****s you with a 15' strapon every night, you pussy-whipped fat wreck of a man.
You're the biggest hypocrite on this board Toby, which is quite some achievement. And you look like Gareth out of The Office.
