Off Topic Man Utd lolsies

Some positivity on such a dark day for some.

 

Well I don’t believe that story for one.


No, to take something off the market it has to have been on the market in the first place and I never believed that the Glazers ever intended to sell their cash cow in the first place.

 

Very much Ashleylike

 

If Ashley spent money

 

That Sheikh Jassim seemed like a load of bollocks anyway. Radcliffe was genuinely interested, he'd be a considerably more responsible owner and they'd actually develop a plan under him.

 

Antony dropped from Brazil squad with immediate effect pending his investigations.

 

Summary of what's happening ?

 

Ongoing investigation in Brazil regarding alleged physical violence to his ex.

He denies it all, of course, but given the extent of the case the Brazilian FA decided best course of action would be to withdraw him from international duty...

 

Ooofff

 

Napoleon’s complex

 

What, you mean Antony's actually French?

 

Don’t confuse the simpletons

 

Well, if it’s not that, are you saying Napoleon owned a block of apartments somewhere?

 

I have none of you above 6ft tall.

 

Obi is when he lays on his back and schlem is when he puts his finger up.

 

"Thick skinned" =/= Just don't give a ****.

 

I hereby categorically deny any accusation that Shlem has ever stuck his finger up while I was laying down. It was all a complete misunderstanding.

 

But you said he asked you to cough twice?

 

That involves cupping balls not been anally invaded by a lightsaber