Lunch?

It is never too early for tea, I suppose, but of course it can be too early for tiffin.

 

The weather has ruined golf this weekend.

So I'm planning on making a roast today. Quite fancy chicken. Though may make yorkshires too.

 

STUFf it with oatmeal, onion, melted butter, black pepper and salt.

 

I never actually stuff a chicken.

 

I might try that in an omelette

 

That would just be weird.

Perhaps you could punch it after making it then pretend it was your idea.

 

I'm not sure which lying bastards have been feeding you false information, but I never, absolutely never pretend something was mine when it wasn't. In fact, I am quite hurt that you would think such a thing.

 

Sage and onion or nothing, all other stuffings are wrong.

 

up yours

 

I'm making my roast drunk. Seem to have accidentally drank about 7 pints

 

Every time is accidental.

Your issue is the massive thumb print on your forrid.

 

And you're thinking of running a pub!

You'd be ****ed. Flat out alcoholic within weeks.

 

Naa I can't drink two two days consecutively.

 

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That first sentence gave me a fright.

 

Cheese salad sandwich for this busy bastard.

 

4 double whoppers

 

*wallopers

 

Almost that time again.

Soup and a baguette for this man about town.