Lunch?

I forgot about that.

Yer aff the one true user name list.

 

I had a massive breakfast at 7am so will probably skip lunch today.

 

Aye, yer wife said it would keep you occupied for 20 minutes whilst I was upstairs banging her.

 

got a deli pasta salad hing fae morrisons

 

20 mins ffs you obviously don't know MrsGas. She'll have you tied up for most of the day.

 

Twas alright. She slept right through it.

<rohypnol - a man's best friend>

 

Chicken and vegetable broth and a little spicy chicken skewer kebab, hot, from the local Morrisons for this feckless ****wit.

 

Mick, can you please sort out a Food subforum or ban this fat **** from GC, all he does is come on here and post about what he's eating.

It's not facebook/twitter ffs

 

I'm not eating it.

I will be soon though, at about one o clock.

Nor am I fat you weedy prick.

 

Or here's another idea, why don't you just not ****ing read it and carry on with your ultra interesting Mick is a **** thread with all the other grown up's?

 

No. **** off.

http://www.mumsnet.com/food ---->

 

Because he's a moany-faced child who exists only to whine and bitch?

 

Nobhead.

What a sad, cretinous prick you are.

 

You're making less sense than usual? Quite an achievement...

Now **** off too

 

I'm not feeling the love on the lunch fred today

 

Did ye, aye?

 

Bang her and smash order of the day for this feenyin hun.

 

Very hungover today - had my works leaving do last night. So a couple of ciggies for lunch I think

 

How was the turnout then Dan?

 

I'm having a salad consisting of salad potatoes, beetroot, spring onion, red pepper, cucumber and spicy hummus.