Luke Shaw's lesson?

What happened here? Anyone read the Sun on Sunday? Was it a Twitter exchange?


http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/sa...lesson_for_Saints__starlet_Luke_Shaw/?ref=mac

 

I bet his parents will be having a "word" with him when he gets home
It does show what problems he will face if he moves away from SMS and become a Big Time Charlie in Manchester.
The status of playing for Manure and the huge wages will make him the target for every tart and tramp in the north west

 

A bit of topic, but one ruhmore paper has claimed Koeman has just put the price up to £40m.
Now that's more like it!

 

Tabloid scum target the private messages of an 18 year old.

#britishvalues

 

The Echo have interpreted it correctly...he wasn't begging and it was more like banter. I also bet you have to do a lot to 'shock' anyone who lives in the Playboy Mansion...I'm sure he didn't 'want a relationship' and probably never expected to even meet her. He's a young lad, bored in the company of mainly older people...needed to have his teddy or JWP with him. However, Luke has previous for this...he's prone to being silly and is a disaster waiting to happen. Will he learn from this...no....expect a few blurry videos and more 'shocked and horrified' young madams over the next few years. Alex Ferguson was in favour of his young stars getting married early (apart from Becks! ) and I think we can see why.

 

Most girls aren't into incest, that's the main lesson he should learn.

 

You are assuming that Luke is capable of thinking things through ...he texts before he thinks. Koeman likes twitter....Luke should only be allowed to tweet him.

 

Bet her Mother is very proud? Being a playmate in the playmate mansion, what a wonderful career to aspire to?
Still at least the girl is sat on a goldmine.

 

As covered earlier, I still can't believe that an 18 year old wanting a threesome with models is a story. No ****.

 

or 44 year olds for that matter

 

When he gets to Man U they'll have to get someone senior like Giggsy or Rooney to take him under their wing..........umm maybe not, but at least tell him how a super injunction works.

 

Considering the super-injunctions became public knowledge, I don't think those guys are the best to be advising on the subject.

 

Not sure that Luke is ready for the big, wide world.

 

On the plus side if Koeman does decide to play three at the back it will probably be enough to keep him here for another year

 

He won't though, because he very rarely has in the past.

 

I think you've missed the innuendo joke. Three at the back! Ooh matron.

 

I get the "three" bit, because threesome, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take from "at the back".

 

I don't think Mowgli was necessarily talking about defenders..

 

Because Shaw would be more of a winger in that formation?

 

Not sure what position Luke was expecting to play in. You'll have to wait for the next edition of the Super Soar-away Sun for the specifics.