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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by FosseFilberto, Nov 6, 2019.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    A punter in Australia put the equivalent of a £6.25 bet on yesterday's Melbourne Cup to predict the first 4 horses in correct order
    He got the second and fourth the wrong way round.

    There was then a Stewards Enquiry into the finish. The Stewards found that the second horse had impeded the fourth and reversed the placings.

    The punter picked up £400k.

    What's the luckiest thing that has happened to you?
     
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  2. Executed

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    I didn't think your thread was **** mate. The rest of the lads are just busy chatting about stuff that isn't so boring, yeah?
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> .Cheers mate ... knew I could always rely on you.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I once stood on a fresh dog **** but I managed to flick the entire clump of it in one neat piece meaning that my biro wasn’t required and thus saving me 17p.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I met my missus :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    STFU man ffs

    The world is full of pussy
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    She can put this on the unlucky woman thread.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Cheers lads <laugh>

    In terms of the OP, for those that don't follow horse racing - it was far more likely that the Stewards would completely disqualify the second (placing it last) or promote the third to second. Either of these would have ****ed the guy's bet.

    Instead they decided that the fourth would have finished second without the interference ... nobody has yet checked DNA samples of the punter and the Stewards. <ok>
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    But this pussy gave me two wonderful children that have truly enriched my life.
    I feel that I am blessed.
     
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    ... and pussies
     
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    Here’s a question....can you love more than one woman at once?
     
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  12. Executed

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    I loved three at once last night. But I'm me.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Same here tbh....love bare women...I’ve got a big heart.

    My theory is if you can love more than one child naturally...then you can love more than one woman.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    If you have a forked penis? ... for sure <laugh>
     
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    Dolly and her 'sisters' don't count mate
     
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    This is not about Sex, Ronnie
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    Why didn't you mention that to luv? ... and stop hijacking my thread ... ya **** <grr>

    Disclamer: In no way was the last paragraph meant as a stereotype of race, creed or colour.
     
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    No .

    I can kill a man though .

    Eventually......
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    please log in to view this image
     
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