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At the funfair at Southampton Sports Centre there is a sign saying "dogs are welcome with owners on a leash". Makes me chuckle every time.
Google translations are pretty good. Here's a football report from Brasil. The CHRONICLE by Diego Ribeiro 863 reviews Cruzeiro and Corinthians into the fourth round of the Championship with a chance to lead the competition table. Without a compelling football, however, has been difficult to find a play that resulted in a goal. Only penalty. Thanks to the insistence heavenly powers and a maximum penalty of Dagobert, did Cruzeiro 1-0 late on Wednesday, in Sete Lagoas, and took the lead for having the largest number of goals scored - nine against seven of São Paulo. Other four times (Victory, Gremio, Botafogo and Brazil) also have seven points. read more See how was the game in Real Time The return of Cruise Arena do Jacare, in Sete Lagoas, was on the measure. After more than a year away from the stadium, the team took a heavenly gift to the fans that packed the place and made a lot of joy, despite some moments of protest against the coach Marcelo Oliveira. At least for now, the team is fulfilling its goal: getting the group qualified for the Copa Libertadores. Goal that the Corinthians had also, but can not reach because of a bureaucratic football without the same efficiency as before. With five points, Timon can no longer make reality your goal for the first five rounds - were 10 points in the plans.