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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Guys,

    Booked up to go to London in August for 2 weeks and was hoping to find out the best places to go, best places to drink, best places to avoid Looney Tunes and Hamilton Accies, and generally if there was anyhting decent to actually do in the sprawling capital ****hole of England.

    #RIPMarkDuggan
     
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    Patience, Jun 8, 2016
  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Best place for you. Heathrow.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 8, 2016
  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Why?
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I like London.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I don't. Decided not to go now. Jip, lock the thread, you ginger ****.
     
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    Patience, Jun 8, 2016
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Be sure to visit the quaint medeaval village area of Tower Hamlets. At night.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 8, 2016
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Landan is soft as **** m9.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 8, 2016
  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Decided me and the bird are going to be spend 2 weeks in Greenock now.
     
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    Patience, Jun 8, 2016
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nice.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Only the best for my bird, so off to the Tontine Hotel.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What's your burd's name?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 8, 2016
  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Gertrude, but just good auld Gerty to me, mate <ok>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She likes it when I call her Trudie.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 8, 2016
  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Does she like her hole?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 8, 2016
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  15. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Sorry mate, wrong bird, my missus is over 16 so probably not been a victim of your GC ***** Ring along with Eric G. Ranger and RobSpur.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So's Gdansk m8. Be sure to visit the docklands area and let them know that.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why am I getting lumped in with the *****s? I'm a well known stalker, mysoginist, and sexual desperado. Kiddies ain't ma thing <grr>

    Am gonny tell Trudie you're upsetting me.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 8, 2016
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  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    "...That creepy amputee is calling me and crying down the phone again. Says you called him a *****?..."
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 8, 2016
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    She knows me so well.
     
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