Wait until that velodrome opens in the East End of Glasgow there will be toothless junkies beezing about the place on £20k track bikes they've stolen from the athletes.
The opening ceremony should be a hoot. Synchronised head butting, stadium segregated between bead rattlers and prods and anyone who lives in surrounding towns in the mixed seats going "yeah those bloody weegies - we're better than them - mon the Celtic / Rangers"
