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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Money, money, money...
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    He didn’t mention hookers. Will they still be able to operate?
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    How do you close a golf course?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I think he said they have enough doctors and surgeons.
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Why? Shouldn’t we leave that to the Doctors?

    Edit. Read to the end before posting witty comment, Read to the end before posting witty comment, Read to the end before posting witty...
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Keep up Trev
    <whistle>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Golf England call the shots. Government holds sway over them.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Don't worry. You won't be furloughed
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Not while Pouchy's missus still has cash.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So my daughter can go back to Uni tomorrow ready for Monday, straight into lock down by Thursday and so then we can't see her for her birthday. Cool.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    Yeah but if the course is closed you could just play anyway
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Don't go back?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Technically she has to, her lessons are all 'live' not on Zoom.

    I guess it's just a birthday at the end of the day - bigger picture and all that. But still frustrating.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Can't she have a sickness bug for a few days? Wink wink.
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

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    Having two daughters myself that definitely looks a silver lining to me.

    Daughter away and no presents to buy. Win, win.

    <cheers>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
    Heart of gold eh Trev?
    I think you've spent too many evenings having to subsidise Albert's bar bill.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So lockdown just in time to avoid bonfire night fireworks displays.

    The one night a year Jimmy gets away with trying to burn his old Y-fronts without the Police being called out.
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    Pretty much sums it up mate.
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    Stop Dorts playing 72 holes a day.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That reminds of the time I did 72 holes. Well the first 3 were pouchies lass.
     
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