Local Celebrity

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-21586100

Any of you Caledonians know this fine upstanding chap?

He's a local celebrity now you know.

Looks like the local *****.

MD used to sniff around the Shetlands...ever been to Muckle Fugga on any of your community service trips mate?

 

Fishing is for ****s and *****s.

 

True bro.

 

After reading the headline, I thought it was going to be the story about how Medro landed Dev.

 

Thats abot as north as the uk gets.

No i dont know the teucter ****.

 

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Sorry wrong fred

 

That's ok. We're very glad you brought her along.

 

though I would of thought Dev would be a heavier fish

 

The ****er made it onto the national news this morning.

Had Suzanna Reid talking about him having a whopper and stuff like that.

I'm off to catch me a fish, and then I can show my whopper to Suzanna Reid.

*fap*

 

They`ll be stirring the porridge in that poor fish all night long up in shetland.

 

Suzanna is an absolute honey. Most popular presenter ever. Wonder why eh??

 

He'll be a god in shetland now.

Probably have a traditional viking funeral for the **** when he dies.

 

they do it on the cheap these days, can of lighter fuel on yer shetland jumper and... whoosh !

 

Not many birds who have three kids and look like that.

I wonder how many blokes tease one out in the morning over her while the bird is in the shower...

 

Sadly though since she became the lead female presenter her tops are not as tight or low cut as they once were