Now we are out of Europe we should tax the Scottish for using our language. Well they attempt to speak and write it .
The EU could well tax the UK for using the English language. It came from tribes that wandered around what is now Europe.
Av often wondered why all jolly old Switzerland had to say during WWII was "Haw, we're neutral" to get left alone. Why didn't Poland and Hungary just say the same and direct the Blitzkrieg straight onto the froggies? Probably summat to do with chocolate.
I'll never get married. Why let them have half of everything you have when it goes tits up? I don't live with my lass, or the kids. I still see them most days like. Just prefer to have my own place cos I'm selfish like that