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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Captain Jack Sparrow, Jan 1, 2013.

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  1. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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  2. MassiveAttack

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    well done wiz. 2 bottles of wine and 3 pints of cider. Same tonight!
     
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  3. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Apart from eggs and bacon,what is my favourite breakfast...?

    1) Boiled egg..

    2) Porridge..

    3) Toast..
     
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  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Toast, You cant beat toast in the morning, But you can beat eggs........ Im here all week
     
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  5. wizered

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    Is that French toast...?
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

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    I think you like to get something hot inside you... so NO.2 your scotch oats

    shiny, whats the difference between an egg and a ****?
     
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  7. wizered

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    massive,I will have something hot inside of me later,my crafty way of telling you it's my birthday today and the Mrs has just given me a bottle of Ilse of Jura single malt for my birthday pres.......WHOOPEE.....!!!
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ones in a shell, The others in a sock
     
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  9. MassiveAttack

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    Congrats Wiz, I bet Elaine has something special for you when you stumble down there tonight!

    Shiny, your poor mum picking up your socks under your bed, just hope she doesn't lick her fingers! yuk
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I do my own washing, Ironing, Cooking, Cleaning <ok>
     
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    gay lord
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I prefer independent
     
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  13. DannyBangsAlot

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    You lying bastard!

    Last time I was at your house going to town
    you mum can you iron my jeans.
    Your mum no!
    You ill just get another pair then
    Your mum oh FFS you lazy bastard give them hear
     
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  14. wizered

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    Still got 1 guess to go.......
     
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    was she dressed like a French Maid?
     
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    Ok,massive has got it,I like my oats......
     
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  17. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You lying ****! I was going to iron them but I was moaning because she was supposed to do them when we were at football. She then caved in and ironed them! Futtin...
     
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    ok, how many Banksy canvas's do I have hanging in my house?

    1. 2
    2. 4
    3. 6
     
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    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    1. being 2 canvases
     
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    4 by Sir Banksy......No 2..
     
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