True dit, many moons ago I had terrible toothache, had also ran out of tabs, so the suffering was immense. My good lady had fcuked off out and had my bank card with her, so I was screwed. I remember my brother had bought back a solitary packet of ***s back from Morocco, I had consigned them into the back of a draw, looked and smelt like camel ****e. Out of pure desperation, I sparked one up. Wow, to my utter delight my toothache was gone in an instant, even the telly was highly entertaining, fcuk knows what was in them but wow. Massively dissapointed that the tight cnut had only fetched back one packet for me. Needless to say I smoked the rest of the cnuts in a matter of days.
Gout beats all. Even the air circulation from a ceiling fan, or a light bedsheet being placed over the foot was agonizing.
I managed to put a piece of rusty wire through my right eye this time last year. The body is a wonderful thing, didn't hurt at all when it happened but I was climbing the ****in walls 9 hours later just before going under the knife. Man flu is still the worst.
I broke and dislocated my knee cap, doctors decided I'd only dislocated it and tried to put it back in. They gave it a good whack, but instead of relocating it they managed to move one half over the top of the other. That was extremely painful, far worse than toothache.
I once had proper flu and it was horrendous. 2 weeks in bed, had no energy at all and felt like **** every minute I was awake. I only agreed to go to a doctor when I started coughing up blood. Sciatica was also awful. The pain down my leg and in the point of my ankle was agony. It ****ed me up enough to end up on crutches. I dread another bout of it which is probably inevitable.
