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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    One off those horrible things that hurt like **** and not a lot you can do for it, (clove oil only works so much), except yank the ****er out (if you can find a dentist before you go insane0

    Earache is also another bastard.

    But Manflu is the most deadly, women do not know the suffering men have when they have the dreaded 'MANFLU'.


    Ok, i may have gone overboard, both toothache and earache are worse.


    So how do the good doctors off Not606 combat all 3?

    Remedies and cures please.

    Or indeed, any other ailments we may suffer.


    Signing out

    Doctor Comm, struck off the medical charter.
     
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  2. Commachio

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  3. PINKIE

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    I suffer with something called surfer's ear. Which is basically boney growth over the ear canal to try and protect the ear drum. You get it from years of being in cold windy conditions blowing in your ears. Walkers get it and basically anybody who is outside loads in cold windy conditions.

    It means that I get ear infections quite regularly and I have to wear ear plugs in the sea and swimming pool otherwise my ears (or one ear) blocks up. It's a ****ing painful and horrible experience, as it feels like you are trapped inside your own muffled head.
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Been all downhill since he fingered that welsh bird.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Why did n't they call it Walkers ear?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    It's bad aids mate<laugh>
     
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    Dunno mate. Doesn't sound as glamorous maybe ...
     
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  8. Commachio

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    Can't you just stick some Moss in your ears, to keep them warm and windproof?
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    You ain't wrong mate, been one thing after another since then <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    That's actually not a bad idea. You should market that mate, could be the next big thing.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Oh and wtf is this Comm? Let's post the most dramatic thread we can cos luvvy us away?
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Comm.com/moss mufflers
     
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  13. Commachio

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    It's Dr. Comms early evening surgey mate
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Surgey?


    That a new type of lurgy doc?
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Do you have earache also?

    Do you require some of these (brand new on the market) Moss ear mufflers?
     
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  16. Milk and Kebabs

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    Things get misnamed all the time. Some bastard named "****ers elbow": "tennis elbow" and the name stuck.
     
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    ^^ WTF - try washing your ears ya dirty hippy
     
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    Never thought of that tbh. I'll give it a go. <ok>
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    tooth ache is **** all mate ! I've had ear ache and that is far more sinister imo and as for man flu i'd take that over both any week. The thing is that both men and woman get the same thing , but because woman has more oestrogen they are better equipped to deal with it . Woman are also better at surviving on lower temperatures than men … oh yes it's true woman are tougher than us men in certain areas
     
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  20. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    II'I bear that in mind when I'm having my next prostrate biopsy.. :)
     
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