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LFC, for pity's sake ......

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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Self pity city
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Scousers are never truly fulfilled unless they've got something to moan about, I'm sure it was Jeremy Clarkson last week.
     
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    Aye but he's a bigger **** than Amazing Ty.
    (google it)
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    FFS :emoticon-0119-puke:

    I'd take anybodies side over that pack of hard done by dickheads.
     
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    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Along with Katie Hopkins.he is contender for the most obnoxious arsehole piece of shot on TV..
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    If he was really biting, clever or witty I could excuse his patronising attitude ........ but it's just patter that would have people rolling their eyes in the pub.

    He only gets away with it because it's 'on the telly' and no one is there to back answer him.

    He'd be cut to fkn pieces in the Victory pre-match.

    "And what about people who have caravans .......... isn't that hilarious." <doh>
     
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    He employs his sycophantic arse-licking back up team to play on his every word..he is a ****ing knobhead, and how the likes of him and Hopkins get TV airtime is beyond me..
     
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    1. James Corden
    2. Mark Lawrenson
    3. Stephen Mulhern
    4. Adrian Chiles
    5. Jamie Redknapp

    Neither of those are even in my top 5 of who I'd stamp on's face. I had to write them out just to be sure!
     
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    They obviously know it's all shyte but they're being paid for it .......... it's the sniggering audience who are pitiful.

    "Ooh, Jez just said something insulting about foreigners/pensioners/gypsys, isn't he wonderful."
     
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    None of these comes remotely close for me..
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Really? Not Corden? I think I'd do time for that fat bastard, I'd love to choke him til his eyes popped out of his face.

    Clarkson doesn't bother me in the slightest, I don't particularly find him funny but the things he says don't wind me up at all. Hopkins is a muppet but that's a persona, she was probably abused as a kid.
     
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    I'd put Corden slightly above 'Jezza', in my kick until they can't breathe list, because he's supposed to be trained.

    But, in truth, he's the same fat annoying mess, in any role, that he is in real life.

    'Talent' appears to be nothing more than 'loud irritating & insulting' these days ........ subtlety has no place in modern 'humour'.
     
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    He's like a **** that won't flush mate, constantly hanging off the coat tails of people far more relevant than him.

    He's about 40 and is often spotted on nights out with Harry Styles of One Direction who can't possibly be older than 20.

    The Cheeky-Chubby laugh-a-minute star... Jesus.
     
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    He's like that horrible kid who was always trying to hang around with the other lads.

    I've asked a few people what it is that Ant & Dec actually do.

    No one can tell me apart from saying 'they're very professional'.

    That appears to mean acting like teenagers and never changing what they do.
     
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    Jesus is a laugh-a-minute star?

    Anyway, can I be controversial and say I actually quite like Jeremy Clarkson....?
     
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    I can excuse Ant & Dec, they have a huge fan base of middle aged women who adore the 'cheeky chappies'. Not for me, they are just like a broken record.

    Corden though, if all else fails, get your belly out, nobody could possibly not laugh at a chubby kid with a big smile.

    I guess his stupid ****ing face will be on our tellies again with his tired old routine for Comic Relief in a couple of weeks!
     
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    Jesus gives me way more laughs than James Corden!
     
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    You're far from being in a minority Sid, loads of people think he's absolutely wonderful.

    I just think he could only exist on TV & in print ......... he'd be torn to shreds in real life 'cos he's not funny, just relentless.
     
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