This is done intentionally to take the piss out of the Mags..Hopefully some will have a sense of humour.... Pardew wants to scare visiting fans, i say the residents of NE1 are scary enough.. ........................................................................................................ Alan Pardew urges NUFC fans to help scare visitors Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newc...-scare-visitors-72703-32447810/#ixzz2FUe15dMJ So in honour to the resident evil look a likes, i feel they deserve their own dedicated thread... please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image Last but not least that fat cnut.... please log in to view this image
Peter Beardsley's face is unacceptable. Best mag footballer IMHO though. Never lost against us, the ugly git.
Peter got dealt a bad hand. Anyone remember Fantasy Football where they compared his wee button cock with Tino's black mamba? It was a good job he could play football.
Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The chap jumps out of his seat again and shouts "No, no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". A bit cheesed off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight in to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical expertise. But, still the little Chinese man jumps up again and shouts "No, no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz chord". Stevie is really annoyed now that this chap doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability and shouts to him from the stage " OK - smart arse, you get up here and do it". The little bloke climbs onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing............ "A jazz chord to say, I ruv you... "
Cliff Richard followed Stevie onto stage that evening, asked the same question and the same bloke said "Play Itchy Fanny" Cliff Richard Responded saying "I have never played anything of that nature - please refrain from the accusing remarks. Shocked, the audience member shouted "No No No - You play Itchy Fanny now" Again shocked and disgusted, Cliff Richard responded with the same remark. This argument went on for a whiile and Cliff Richard asked ther same as Stevie Wonder. Tha man staggered to the stage and sang "Itchy Fanny, How we don't talk anymore"
Woman looking in a pet shop window and sees a sign " Fanny licking Frog " She walks into the shop and asks the proprieter " Have I read your sign correctly, do you actually have a Fanny licking Frog? " " Oui madame "
