Now listen and please donât shout at me, just passing on what I heard, its like this. Was out walking with Osca, well its been a smashing afternoon and it was quiet in the park. We enjoy our afternoon walk, always go the same route, Osca likes his routine so its through the cut, down to the skate park, along to the five a side pitch then up past the bowling green. Anyway on our walk I met this man and his Labrador, nice black one around 50, not sure how old his tan lab was. Well Osca got frisky with the lad, sniffing his bum and all that, I worry about him at times but it may be with living in a mans world he sort of has forgotten what girls are for, not sure on that one. But back to Giles, the man with the lab. Giles is not from Coxhoe, just on a short visit and staying with friends he made when they enjoyed a holiday in Ghana, Giles was there for two weeks from his home in Barnsley, born and bred there, I know what you assumed, so did I. Well Giles, the chap from Barnsley, the one with the lab, well he is in the central heating business, fits boilers and that came in handy on Friday night. You see the people who he is staying with, the ones he met in Ghana, well they got a knock on the door, around 11.15 on Friday night, it was their neighbour Fiz, in her dressing gown. Well Fiz was in a panic, her heating and water had gone off and with her being a single mother of two she was concerned. It was a warm night so the heating was no problem but you need hot water with kids around, donât you? Well Giles was there like a shot, slippers on and tool box in hand, yes I wondered that, why did he bring his tool box from Barnsley? Anyhow he said it just needed adjusting so was easily fixed. Well, back to the gossip because Giles noticed my SAFC cap, the red one, you would know it if you saw it,âSunderland fan I seeâ, Giles asked,âSure am said Iâ. Well said Giles, its a small world but my mate back home in Barnsley, well he did some work at the SoL a few weeks ago and he was told some red hot news, **** me mate I gasped, please tell me what. Well, believe it or not, just passing on what I heard, cant say how true it is, but, Giles reckons we will be signing between 6 and 10 new players before the window closes.
Did Giles have a grapevine with him syd? it seems the only way we get to hear of anything interesting is with these magical grapevines.
It will be a magic one not your average run of the mill one so he would need to bring it with him as a safe guard in case it got nicked by Big Chris.
Red-hot stuff, but not as good as this. I was walking past Bob Murray's house the other day, and his car was driving towards the airport. There was a flight to Gatwick leaving in about an hour, and of course from Gatwick you can get a change to Newcastle, and go to Sunderland from there. Look, I'm not saying that Murray was about to launch a takeover of the club, put Martin O'Niell as manager, kill Niall Quinn and make Short dig his grave, it just seemed suspicious...
I had one once and it made me **** Dirty bugger, how would I know, Osca was with me I had one of those majic ones many years ago You just been silly
Haway bonny lad, we all know your little island only has one road. To and from the beach to the airport.
You should see Sark (an island off Guernsey), you can't have cars, and the main city is just called 'The Village'!
