****, mate. You've definitely upgraded. A one million percent upgrade. I've met your bird (nice lass). Good looking girl.
Nope!! Was one of those stupid parts of my life I put behind me. Obviously comfortable with it now but she had little going for her. Was a size 14 when we met and fairly pretty but by the end I have no idea what I was doing man!! Yeah massive upgrade mate thanks for saying that - I've done damn well for myself (That's not my hair - I'm bald for those who haven't met me before!!)
This is one of the reasons I left. Wasn’t economically viable. That and I was worried she’d eat me if we ran out of food....