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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Constcrepe, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Folks

    KPR just keeps getting better with stupid comments that he makes without thinking. The latest is:

    Anyway what is your favourite KPR quote. Keep it from being controversial otherwise the thread will be closed.

    You could use one of your favourite as your new signature.
     
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  2. chelsea - over 100 years of history

    chelsea - over 100 years of history Well-Known Member

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    As a neutral, KPR has to be the most bitter fan on here.

    He seems to hate United more than love his own team.
     
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  3. Whiteside of Red

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    The guy is spectacular - keeps coming out with classics:

     
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  4. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    <laugh> Classic!
     
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  5. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    KingPepeReina said
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  6. Areba Hernandez

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    What an imbecile, I wonder who dresses him in the morning.What age do you think this clown is?


    KPR that is, not you WoR
     
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  7. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The Dion Dublin one in your sig is one of my faves Constcrepe.

    But it's not just what he says that's funny, it's the random non sequiturs he comes out with on such a regular basis. Like on the banter thread where he goes on about SAF being sacked from four clubs and when you call him up on it he starts talking about Paisley, Dalglish and Rafa Benitez <laugh>
     
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  8. Whiteside of Red

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    Is KPR the Balotelli of not606?
     
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  9. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Yeah. Credit to Psycho2k for that one. There are so many I cannot recall them all. Reminds me of listening to a Ricky Gervais podcast with Karl Pilkington.
     
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  10. merrysupersteve

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    "Kuyt and Rooney both average 12 goals a season.The only difference is Rooney is English and plays for the media darlings."


    My reply:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Kuyt

    No that's total bull****. Kuyt averages just under 10 league goals a season at Liverpool (49 in 5 seasons) and averages just over 13 goals in all competitions (66 in 5 seasons).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_rooney

    Rooney averages just under 15 league goals a season at United (102 league goals in 7 seasons) and exactly 21 goals a season in all competitions (147 goals in 7 seasons).

    In all competitions, Rooney's worst goalscoring season for United (last season) saw him accumulate 16 goals. Kuyt's best season for Liverpool saw him score 15. Yes, Kuyt's best goalscoring season for Liverpool is worse than Rooney's worst goalscoring season for United.

    So, you were talking **** KPR. Rooney is seen as better than Kuyt because he IS better. Nationality doesn't come into it.




    I'm still waiting for his reponse to this.
     
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  11. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Merry you'll be waiting a while. I'm emotionally drained after trying to get him to admit he was wrong about Ferguson.
     
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  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh you'll get a response. It'll probably be something about Anderson and Carrick...
     
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  13. Psycho2k

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    He did something similar yesterday, his argument was something about Suarez being in a different league to Chicharito because Suarez scored more goals than him in the Copa America, but when it was pointed out Chicharito didnt play in that tournament he started talking about something completely random.
     
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  14. Constcrepe

    Constcrepe Active Member

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    Aye I remember this from yesterday. How the other Liverpool fans put up with him I have no idea.
     
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  15. Bolton4Europe

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Alan Well-Known Member

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    "Uniteds decline is inevitable...I reckon Liverpool will be ruling the roost in no time."

    <laugh>
     
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    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    He is currently trying to change the definition of treble so we haven't won one <laugh>
     
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  19. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Psycho2k

    Psycho2k Active Member

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    I don't think he can count to 3 so that might explain why he can't grasp the concept :p
     
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