I caught crabs off some bird in Hull years ago. Met her in some nightclub which incidentally sold Scampi in a basket.
I went to Hull once. It was alright. Saw a couple shaggin in the back of a taxi as it drove past us. Then we went home.
I very nearly had my hull breached in Kingston one night, saved only by my trusty bilge keel and a couple of outriggers who just happened to be hanging around at the time.