The Planet of the Apes one is good. I saw the end of the Graham Norton show the other day and he put a few good ones like these on.
Actually it's the 'love of money' that is the root of all evil. <notsplittinghairs-justputtingyouright>
Dear GOD, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan Dear GOD, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -Darla Dear GOD, If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. -Denise
