He would have had the sense to attack the 6 yeard box area and tap those crosses that flashed across goal in the derby into the net. In fact he may have had the nous to score a first half hat trick, still better than any forwards currently at the club.
Would love to see him back as a coach and to be honest he could still do a job on the pitch. Even if it was just half a game a week.
Him coaching Ji and Wickham would be fantastic, but ATM he'd want to play, and I don't want to sour any memories of him.
I hope he ends up top scorer in the fizzy pop league, would be awesome to end his career at the top. He is the best striker I have ever seen play the game.