kayak, wid ye?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28323015

Ah wid and the bird too.

 

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Any other nationality and that would seem weird.

 

That's no a real Jap burd. Where's the huge muff?

 

And how come it doesn't go across the way instead of vertically

 

The word you're looking for is "horizontally".

 

Nope, I like using "across the way".

 

42???

My God, the old Jap birds age well

Ah wid.

 

I used to have one of those boats.

One day I was out on the GareLoch paddling around and I was freezing so I decided to start a fire, naturally the boat melted and sunk.

Moral of the story....


You can't have your Kayak and heat it.

 

Ah wid

 

Bloody hell

Can someone give Dev his own forum please? It's about time he paddled his own canoe.

 

I'm here all week.

 

So anyone who uses this site and hates puns really is up **** Creek.... ah forget it.

 

I was at a Chess covention which was being held in a posh Glasgow hotel, the best players were all in the entrance bragging about the games they had won and how. Imagine my surprise when the Manager chased them all off the premises.

I asked him why and he replied "I can't stand Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

 

Went to the doctors last week cos every time i broke wind it sounded like a motorbike! He looked up my bot and said 'looks like you have an abscess'. 'Abscess? I said 'Of course' he said....'abscess makes the fart go Honda!!!'

 

That means across from something. It doesn't mean horizontally.