God I must have been tired, dropped of about 1 and just woken up so Sunday lunch then settle down for big game. I'm expecting Roy to pick the same team and it will be great to see Rooney, our only world class player, unleashed and in full flow. With the mighty Milner and Young rampaging down the wings, Gerard and Parker controlling midfield. Why will we win, well that's easy, the Italians will be sticking to their tried and tested sit back and defend, hope they can catch us on the break, boring, boring, boring. Our free flowing attacking football will tear them apart, I have read some idiots saying Rooney should not start, what do they know, Shearer and Hansen know football and both say he must start, he is our main man so that will do for me. Well, must get the roast in and bring myself round, enjoy the game boys and girls and COME ON YOU ENGLAND. It was a good sleep.
ROONEY EH SYD if hes world class i think ill dust my boots off , and start practising, WTF i couldn't do any worse
Rooney is World Class for his club but, just can't do it at International level why can't the England set up see this? how many tournaments has he been to now and played poorly? he looked like he was still in South Africa last night and no doubt he'll be looking to blame the fans.
In our parallel Universe, we never got through the group stages. They reckon the parallel Universe gives us the opposite of our reality or what you deserve. The parallel Universe gave France a 2-1 victory because England were toothless by sitting back on one goal lead and France were thte better team. We got to keep our 3-2 victory over Sweden for the neutral's entertainmant perspective. Ukraine were given their 1-1 draw as they have superior goal line technology over there. We finished on 4 points and went out on goal difference. And would have been a fairer reflection.
Yeah battered them 4 nowt. Asley Cole and Young both got one, and Rooney the other 2. Final whistle went and Fabio Cappelo jumped out of the stands, ran over to Rooney and nicked his hair piece, apparently it was just a fake... He then ran away where upon the coppers let the dogs loose upon him, he lost one of his balls in the attack, and poor Rooney lost his rug.. Still a good day for English football, them Germans will be a piece of piss in the next round... Champions....
