Not long off the phone to the aul ****. The stupid ****-knuckle was in that much of a rush he shat himself as he was headin out the door. I saw the crafty bastard take off his t-shirt and wrap up a big steamer. The shifty ****er had a wee scope about and then just dropped it on the floor. Tried to blame it on me! **** never even wiped his arse or nothin.
