I saw this on another board and thought it would be a good idea to have a jokes thread I will start the ball rolling A little old lady was walking past the cardiff city football stadium struggling with her shopping bags. The chairman notices her and shouts out of the window....can you manage love? She replies: **** OFF, I DONT WANT THE JOB!
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. " I want to live forever" I said. "Sorry" Said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that" "Fine" I Said "I want to die when Cardiff reach the Premier League!" "Oh you crafty Ba$tard!" Said the fairy
Howard Webs kids have denied that their dad is a secret Man Utd fan. "He is totally unbiased" Alex, George, Bobby, Matt and Christiano Stated.......
Wouldn't it be ironic if David Villa played for Aston Villa, Antonio Valencia played for Valencia or if Danny ****tu played for Cardiff City!
