Jury Service

I was looking forward to this and then I'm not needed and have to work after all, bastards. Serious lake of murders in this poxy city and too many **** crimes.

 

do you even go outside tommy? you should be fine.

 

Its near the Pond of *****s

 

What city are you in Tam, Edinburgh?

 

Move to glasgow, we've got the highest murder rate in western europe, even more than new york city

glasgow - smiles better

 

"Glasgow - Scotland With Bile" as the new slogan goes

 

I'm in Glasgow, must just be the ****ty police cannae catch the ****s cos their too busy pestering teenages with a bottle of cider.

 

new yorks fairly lost its bottle