Jungle Thread

I've actually got a sealed freezer bag with one of her farts in it ... I'm looking to sell it to @Tel for a healthy profit ... it's got her initials in indelible ink on the outside... so it's proven genuine

 

I've actually got a sealed freezer bag with one of her farts in it ... I'm looking to sell it to @Tel for a healthy profit ... it's got her initials in indelible ink on the outside... so it's proven genuine

 

The viewing figures would certainly improve if Rachel Riley went in there.

 

... particularly if she was to strip naked, fart in her hat, and offer Stanley a sniff

 

Really!? i've found as you get older you get less picky

 

It must be a gripping show having run 15 seasons watching people eat eyeballs, testicles and grubs, then be subjected to endless spiders, snakes and rodents. Perhaps it should be renamed Deja vu for the brainless?

 

Actually it is (apparently) Kezia Dugdale, MSP and former Labour leader in Scotland. Could go on wid ye thread

 

Really?

I wid a lot more when I was 20 than I wid now. Back then it was more of a numbers game, now it's more about quality as well as the fact that there's only really two options available and one of them is me.

 

... says the man who bought the box set of The Klangers

 

Let's cut to the chase ... wid!

 

yeah, i used to have much higher standards (not in terms of doing stuff, was a little nerd) but in terms of how fit i thought girls were. As i've got older my standards have definitely dropped and my wids have increased. Even celebs back then i thought were not that nice i'm thinking why the hell did i think that!

 

There's a box set?

Edit. There actually is.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00005MP5L/?tag=not606-21

 

Absolutely. Way more picky now than when I was younger.

Not only that, when you reach that more mature age you definitely get more attention than when younger. Probably because when you were younger the girls you are after are actually looking at older blokes.

Not that I can ever act on it of course, or would.

 

I had this Lithuanian waitress squeezed next to me in our booth in Lime bar on Saturday evening while she was taking our order and she was rubbing me ****ing thigh under the table and giggling. I'm sat there, pretty well on the way, getting wood as she looked into my eyes.

She was a definite 100% wid too. Would have ****ing loved to.

 

Bet she got a good tip. Not suggesting that was her intention, I'm sure you are irresistable

 

When you’re 18-20 ish you’ve got an almost permanent stalk on. And it pretty much takes over your thought processes.

It’s not until you get a bit older that your brain regains control of you from your dick.

 

****ing right.

 

Nah I am with Bobby on this.
My standards have definitely dropped as I have gotten older.
There are girls who chased me when I was younger that I rebuffed and when I think back, I think "You ****ing knob....."

 

If they were carrying scythes and pitchforks it don't count mate

 

So the blonde girls is up for doing the old man! Didn't see that one coming.