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Transfer Rumours Joselu exit CONFIRMED

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 7, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I bet it will depend on the takeover being rushed through.
     
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    Hopefully confirmed today
     
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    I think the Sheikh has insisted he goes before the deal is announced. He knows his family will ridicule him if they find out he has paid 350million quid for something that includes Joselu as an asset.
     
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    I never thought I'd see the day where I saw the words Joselu and asset in the same sentence.
     
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    When the ball was crossed perfectly into the box Joselu did not try to head it, he decided to try and asset
     
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    I was on my feet, we were going to score. They passed to Joselu... so 'asset' back down again
     
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  8. Santaseyebrow

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    What him leaving
     
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  9. Blue harvest

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    They think he's a defender, on the highlight reel he appears to be preventing so many goal scoring opportunities!

    Much in the same way that John Stones played No10 for Netherlands, setting up all their goals!!
     
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  10. Santaseyebrow

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    I really dont like fans saying horrible things about players.
     
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  11. Ben 10

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    Jack Colback is a useless ginger mackem tw@
     
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  12. Santaseyebrow

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    Golf drivers
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    And they say van dykes the best defender in the world... they know nothing!
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    No need to be jealous mate. 1 day you might have 1 if you stick in at school
     
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  15. Santaseyebrow

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    What is your problem
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    I drive a crappy car
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Jose San Martin, he's absolute shi te!
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    This will leave us with Perez as our only striker and he isn't even a striker. If the takeover falls through we'll probably sign Geoff Horsfield on loan for a year
     
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  19. Santaseyebrow

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    I see
     
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    You forget Muto
     
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