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Jokesville, Arizona Part Two

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  1. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

    Put it into the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

    Eh thank yoo.....................
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That actually did make me laugh out loud.
     
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  3. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I was the same when I was told it <laugh>
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    In 1982.
     
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  5. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What's the betting Old Dev will be using this in his stand Up routine at The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I wonder if it should its Bill Withers or it's Bill Withers

    This is a puzzler
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 20, 2015

  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Hope you're here all week.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Microwave ovens don't magically convert what's put in them into people so obviously the latter is wholly wrong.

    Puzzle solved, ya fud.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their Knee grows.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What's red and white and floats through walls?

    Casper the friendly plate of tomato soup.
     
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  11. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    What is Big. Red. and eats' rocks?............A Big Red Rockeater.
    What has got 6 legs. It's green on top and mainly brown underneath and if it falls on you it will kill you?............. A snooker table.
    Why do women wear make-up and perfume?...............Because they are ugly and they stink.
     
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